so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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