just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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