it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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