The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Shame - the story of my life.
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