White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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