Betty ford says i'm here all night
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
