no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
