it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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