The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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