Do vagina's smell?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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