It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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