She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You're like the curious george of whores
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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