She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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