I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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