ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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