Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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