Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The Olympian is in my bed
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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