so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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