So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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