Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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