Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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