Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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