Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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