At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We were destined to go to rehab together
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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