Sry I called you an 8
I can tuck mytits in my pants
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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