So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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