do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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