I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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