I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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