S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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