Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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