She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you would pick up someone in the library
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Randomize
