eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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