What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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