it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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