I wannas sexs uuuuu
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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