Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think I sprained my soul last night
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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