I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You can't just leave with hair like that
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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