it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
As shirtless as possible
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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