chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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