On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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