I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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