OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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