problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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