dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I intend to get homeless drunk
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i drank out of a bidet.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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