Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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