Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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