if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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