I must be too annoying 4 u.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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