Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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