just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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