i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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