And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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