Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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