I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
